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jake

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yam

ecco

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dan feather

uptown brewery

fortune cookie

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hiro japanese cuisine

omaha

sushi

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tilden

postfix

jen

abe's cleaners

dirt

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milo

mother's day

ramada

traveler’s notebook

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Oracle Files Thousands of H-1B Visa Petitions Amid Mass Layoffs:

Federal data shows Oracle filed …

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macOS Tahoe has one feature that I adore: a setting to remove an app’s icon from the menu bar …

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I wrote a little Python web chat thingy ages ago, Seshat. I haven’t touched it again in over …

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You can tell much about a person by the logos they wear. For example, if someone has a shirt or …

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Artemis II is go. 🚀🌕❤️

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My back’s been killing me after some weekend hijinks. This morning I threw a 20 pound plate in …

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Target texted me the same one-time password 3 times in a row. No April Fool’s joke here. This …

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Prompt injection is a lot like SQL injection: take untrusted data, shove it into a data stream that …

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There are entirely too many Yankees hats on BART today. Have these people no shame? No soul?

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Updates to GitHub Copilot interaction data usage policy:

From April 24 onward, interaction …

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Prompt 3.5 for Apple Vision Pro adds a wild new immersive environment!

I was today years old when I …

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Oakland Tribune building, Oakland, California.

A brightly lit tower with neon lit clock faces rices above yellow brick and glass-and-steel office buildings in front of a dark night sky.

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Took the family to see Nine Inch Nails in Sacramento last night.

If we’re going through the …

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Bathroom door at Rudy’s Can’t Fail Cafe, Emeryville, California.

A wood door where nearly every square inch is covered in punky stickers. I regret that I wouldn't even know where to start describing the literally hundreds of stickers.

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If you use Python 3.14’s venv module to create a virtualenv, it adds an Easter egg.

ᐅ python …

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One of our credit card companies, acting as “Californians for Medical Privacy”, is …

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I am disappointed that we still have to have this conversation in 2026, but apparently we do. Listen …

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Grammarly Is Facing a Class Action Lawsuit Over Its AI ‘Expert Review’ Feature

“We built the agent …

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A vendor asked us to “add a quick DNS record for them”:

TXT	_dmarc	v=DMARC1; p=none; …

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In a shop window in Berkeley.

Photo of a log bench with a bunch of black and white photos of people with their faces cut out. They’re next to a Manila folder labeled “Redacted”. The window glass appears to be streaked with blood.

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Frozen BBS v1.5.0 is out now. The biggest new feature is multi-node accounts. If you access the BBS …

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“Hey Droid, generate 10 random AKC show dog names.”

  1. Stormfield’s Crown Imperial …

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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous ‘Stop Cop City’ Protester

Privacy-focused email provider …

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Use Snyk? Use OpenTofu or Terraform and wish you could use it to manage which repositories your Snyk …

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Say hello to MacBook Neo

This is really cool and they’re going to sell a gazillion of them. It’s …

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This weekend, I agent-coded a two-way sync between Linear and my favorite task manager. Now all my …

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Happy birthday, Mom. This is the first time I haven’t been able to tell you that. 💔

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I cannot overstate how much I did not want to hike up this hill.View across a small valley at a hiking trail going straight up the side of a still, heavily wooded, lushly green hill.

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Steve Austin would be the Forty Five Point Five Million Dollar Man, adjusted for inflation.

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Team rescues missing Putnam County man found shoulder deep in quicksand

As a Gen-Xer raised to …

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“Would you like to join us for an exclusive dinner event?”

Yeah, I’d love to! …

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I’m standing in the office kitchen, slowly munching a snack donut and watching traffic. A big …

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The Tic Tacs website is nostalgic in many ways:

SOFTWARE REQUIREMENTS

PC: Operative system …

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Snow on Mt. Diablo, as seen from Brentwood.

The foreground is a brown, leafless vineyard, then a line of trees. In the distance is a large mountain covered with grass and trees, and its peak has lots of pockets of snow.

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The scariest people I know are also the kindest and most generous. They don’t have anything to …

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Transit pup.

A woman on a San Francisco bus is carrying a small, white fuzzy dog in a pouch across her chest.

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We’re having an honest-to-god thunderstorm in San Francisco! I’ve missed this so much.

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I’ve gotten tired of struggling against Entware on my Synology NAS (and darned if I’m …

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My new Seiko watch with an 4R34 movement loses about 2 seconds per day. I’m pleased with that, …

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It’s not possible to get the iOS Clock app to show you the current time’s seconds, …

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Dress code in the Bay Area means wearing jeans and an OCBD shirt and having coworkers repeatedly ask …

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Dean is practicing to be a goalie.

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Yesterday’s haul from Urban Ore was something I wanted so badly back when my C64 had a 300 baud …

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I saw Frank Chu carrying his sign in Oakland’s Chinatown! This is gonna be a great weekend!

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Sectigo, who signs about 25% of all SSL certificates, updated their root certificate in December …

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I saw a little hummingbird this morning and it reminded me of how much Mom loved them. I thought …

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My Animal Crossing island tune is the intro to Depeche Mode’s “Black Celebration”.

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I’VE HEARD that you can load your Flipper Zero up with Amiibo so that you can invite any …

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After being hit by a car, she was saved by a lavender bunny : NPR

Just then, a young man approached …

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Sam and Dean are growing up, and they’re still best friends.

An orange and white kitty and a black and white kitty are laying on the back of a couch. They’re facing toward each other and resting their paws together. They’re both fuzzy with long whiskers and ear hair.

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Call me suspicious, but I bet that’s not my real year end bonus notification.

Screenshot of an email from "strauser HR Support Desk/OU=EXCHANGE ADMINISTRATIVE GROUP [...]", titled "Important: strauser End-of-Year Compensation", to me, with an attachment named "strauser_Year_End_Bonus_Form_[...].pdf". Zooming in on the sender's info show it was sent by "anthony@boobie-brands.com".

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My wife and I have been spending a lot of time with the new version of “Animal …

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It’s been a long time since I’ve worn a watch that didn’t involve electricity.

Closeup of someone wearing a Seiko SSK003 watch. The sun is shining on its face and reflecting the deep blue of the bezel.The same watch in a very dark room. Its hands and markings are glowing almost radioactively, brightly enough to read the numbers near them.

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When I say there are a lot of self-driving Waymo cars near my work…

Photo of cars on a street moving toward a traffic light. There are 5 white self-driving Waymo taxis, a red car who wandered in, then another Waymo.

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Google Cloud emailed me a reminder that they’re about to make breaking changes in permissions …

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I realized that my entire career seems to be built on saying, “huh, that can’t be …

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As seen on BART. I love my neighbors.

Picture of a rainbow colored protest sign someone’s carrying through the subway. It reads:&10;&10;SUPER&10;CALLOUS&10;FASCIST&10;RACIST&10;SEXIST&10;NAZI&10;POTUS

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We saw a blue heron on our hike today.

A tall, scrawny bird with a long neck is standing by a tree on some grass. It’s grey. It looks sad, though, hence its name: blue heron.

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I just got an email from AWS support asking for some data, saying, and this is a copy-and-paste …

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With the sun behind me at sunset and reflecting off the buildings, and a perfectly clear pink sky …

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The Cardputer-Adv + Cap LoRa-1262 combination is turning into the little pocket Meshtastic radio …

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In the middle of our weekly Hyperventilate Watching The Bills session.

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I opened the box containing the replacement shower drain cover, and its bag of screws — which is …

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The National Park Service claims putting a sticker over inappropriate parts of the 2026 pass …

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Initial impression of unboxing an Oura Ring: it would have been so easy to make sure the inner box …

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Far be it from me to tell anyone to clean their gutters, but if you have cattails growing in yours, …

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I just got a Yaesu FT-70DR and everything you’ve heard is dead-on. It’s built like a tank. The UI is …

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I realized today that I’ve accidentally de-Googled myself without deliberately meaning to. …

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Kitty toe beans.

Closeup of a kittens crossed black and white legs and his little black a pink paw pads.

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Today I used our Droid AI to analyze a vendor’s security questionnaire response. It was one of …

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The homeless guy next to me on Muni was very upset. I asked if he was OK and he said someone pepper …

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I have a pair of AirPods Pro 2 that I wear every day during my commute to quiet the sounds of the …

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June Bug’s not too sure about the new housemate.

A brown and orange kitty is peering closely and skeptically at a robot vacuum plugged into its dock on a hardwood floor.

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Santa must’ve thought I was nice.

(Pro-tip: his server has a weak password.)

Photo of a Yaesu FT-70D sitting on its box and displaying a charging indicator.

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I read Yann Esposito’s blog post, How I protect my forgejo instance from AI Web Crawlers, and …

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It’s about time for the annual attempt to migrate from OmniFocus to Reminders, which will …

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I’ve heard friends talking about trying Zyn nicotine pouches and I want to shake them. They were …

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A popular public transit app’s year end recap labeled me “Lord Tool, the Bus Punk”.

Uh, alright, I …

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The dentist’s office has full-blown novels in the waiting room, which bodes ill for expected …

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2 weeks in and GitHub still hasn’t replied to my urgent support ticket for a security-related …

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I released v1.4.4 of Frozen BBS. It adds a ping command, a configurable delay between long reply …

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Hey you.

Photo of a payphone. Someone has written on its box with a blue marker: “sitting naked by the phone, can you hear me?”

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My coworker Secret Santa gets me.

A t-shirt that says “Stop clicking on sh*t! -Cyber Security”

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I just bought my first “real” handheld ham radio, a Yaesu FT-70DR. I’ve been …

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My coworkers weren’t sure what my “2600” baseball cap referred to. I sense an …

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This morning’s programming-adjacent task: making a Shortcut that sets my phone to “reduce …

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My AirPods Pro case stopped charging on my MagSafe charger. The Internet told me, and I quote,

Just …

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I talked to my company today and told them how phishers use a sense of 1) danger, and 2) urgency, to …

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Currently reading: The Random Universe by Andrew H. Jaffe 📚

I have no idea what I’m getting into.

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Finished reading: Class Clown by Dave Barry 📚

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Govt. Issues SIM Binding Directions To WhatsApp and Telegram

India sees US and EU lawmaking idiocy …

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Another hiker caught my wife and me cresting the top of a hill, then airdropped the photo to us. …

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The Black Panther Party had a 10 point platform. These demands are painted in various places around …

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Mise + fnox + macOS Keychain is a great combo for running Ansible with stored, encrypted secrets.

In …

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For giggles, I added a new Rust implementation of Little Fluffy Clouds so that you can use it as a …

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Chinese Regulators May Kill Retractable Car Door Handles That Never Should Have Existed

Compared to …

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The crucial part to booting FreeBSD on my 2018 Intel Mac Mini (macmini8,1) was in the FreeBSD wiki: …

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Emergency cat pics! June Bug is grooming “her” kitties, Sam and Dean.

A tortoiseshell cat lays between a yellow and white and a black and white kitten. She’s holding the yellow kitty down and licking it.A tortoiseshell cat between a yellow and white kitten and a black and white kitten. She’s. Looking straight into the camera, with her arm around the yellow kitty.

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PG&E charges $1.50 to make debit/credit card payments on their website. I’m going to …

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North Carolina Town First in U.S. to Deploy Defibrillator Drones During Actual 911 Emergencies …

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The jq command line tool is a useful way to query, filter, and reformat JSON files. I use it every …

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I’m carrying a pot full of homemade macaroni and cheese to work today. I’ve successfully …

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Technology is not evenly distributed, even in the US. Every time I use Apple Pay on my watch here in …

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The current art exhibit at SFO D gates is a bunch of old phones.

A glass museum case full of blue, orange, yellow, black and red lineman test sets, and thick, like 3 inch wide, cross sections of telephone cables.

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Mom would never have described herself as a feminist. The local politics made that unlikely. She …

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My mom passed away this morning. We knew this was coming. She’d been sick for a while. The last …

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I ran 3 miles worth of intervals today, and the numbers weren’t spectacular but they were …

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Commute step 1: Leapt onto Muni as the doors closed.

Step 2: Waited 2 minutes for BART.

Step 3: …

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We’re having visitors in our office tonight, and the office manager reminded us to put away …

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Comcast verified that they processed my data deletion request, with exceptions including:

For …

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My Fish shell tweak of the morning:

abbr --add checkout --command git "switch -c"

Now when I …

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From the letters to the editor in a recent issue of “2600”:

We used to subscribe to …

: My version of a DIY GR1 hip belt

I wanted a hip belt for my GoRuck GR1 backpack. I tried GoRuck’s own padded hip belt. …

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San Francisco at night from the Alcatraz ferry.

The San Francisco skyline against a foggy sky. There are a million twinkling lights, a million souls in giant skyscrapers, glimmering office buildings, thousands of houses, and a bustling shoreline.

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Have you ever used The Policy Wonk to manage your AWS permissions? Cool! Me too! But alas, my …

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A seasonal reminder that a “fun size” Twix bar would be roughly the size of my forearm, …

: Why I’m Returning the reMarkable Move: Premium Hardware, Mediocre Software The device itself is amazing. It’s capable of much more than its oddly limited OS and apps will …

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When I see the HH logo on clothing, my first thought is Harter House, a local butcher shop where I …

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Mrs Tek and I are having fun playing “Pokémon Legends: Z-A”. I made the mistake of looking at its …

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Rippling’s MDM has been force upgrading our office Macs to Tahoe, even though our update …

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UnitedHealthcare just sent me a plaintext email with all kinda of fun HIPAA-covered information. It …

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This is either sunset behind clouds, or San Francisco has grown a volcano.

Giant blue-grey clouds behind a close skyline with palm trees. There’s a deep red glow inside several pockets within the clouds.

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A confession: I’m sitting around on a Friday night indulging in some agent-driven development …

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SEC approves Texas Stock Exchange, first new U.S. fully integrated exchange in decades - CBS Texas …

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Synology Reverses Policy Banning Third-Party HDDs After NAS sales plummet

Synology has quietly …

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Python Release Python 3.14.0 | Python.org

We had PyPy and PyPI. Now we also have PiPy.

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I don’t know if the perfect video game exists, but “Hades II” slots itself flawlessly into the part …

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“Challenge: Name the worst possible TV show you can imagine.”

Photo of a TV guide showing “Larry King’s Prostate Report”.

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JetBrains will be opting all free IDE users into sharing their program code to train JetBrains’s AI …

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Think I’ll walk a little faster.

Armored police officers next to a large black truck labeled “San Francisco Police Department Bomb Squad”.

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Watching the Bills game at a bar in San Francisco.

People sitting outside in front of large screen TVs showing the Buffalo Bills game. The bar is a small, local place called Northstar, and the sign above it says “drinking consultants since 1882”.

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The kitties are acutely interested in my project.

Tiny black kitties, one orange and white and the other black and white, are up close to me and watching my every move with wide, bright eyes.

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I have found my happy place.

(Lake Tahoe, Cali.)

Photo of a beach with impossibly blue water and mountains in the distance. The edge of someone’s leg and foot is in the foreground.

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New hotel, new cloned keycard.

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The previous version of NIST SP 800-63B, section 5.1.1.2, said that organizations SHOULD NOT require …

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I don’t care how beautiful and well made Hollow Night: Silksong is. I hate this game and as soon as …

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I cannot stress this enough: if you have more to your name than fits in your pocket, and you have …

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I’m using Ansible to manage a small fleet of Raspberry Pis. I’d been using the copy …

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The little desk thermometer my mom’s sales rep gave her way back when.

A small black plastic desk widget with gold trim. It has one of those color-changing thermometer strips at the top, and says:&10;&10;d i g i t a l&10;&10;CUSTOMER SATISFACTION #1&10;&10;Providing Quality Solutions For Your Needs&10;And Service From People Who Care.

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Smile!

A grey-brown Labrador retriever lays on a living room couch. Someone is pushing the corner of his lip up into an exaggerated smile, kind of like Goofy in the cartoons. The dog is patiently tolerating this.

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I’m looking at the old, unused clothesline and remembering hanging up clothes to dry when I was …

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This is a “breakfast fatty”. It’s basket woven bacon, layered with sausage, then eggs and cheese, …

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I could either fly out at 5AM with a 1 hour layover, or 7AM with a 6 hour. And that’s why I’m …

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Let’s go Ballers! 👏🏻,👏🏻,👏🏻-👏🏻-👏🏻

These games feel like small town events in ways people in neither …

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I am sorry, little spider buddy, but you have broken the covenant. I know you do an important job of …

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China Is About to Show Off Its New High-Tech Weapons to the World

On September 3, China will hold a …

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If you ever feel like your career’s been all over the place, remember that the same guy wrote …

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Being on a customer call at 7AM should come with hazard pay.

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That feeling when you feel absolutely crummy, then you remember other people have it worse, so then …

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I see too many people wearing heavy backpacks with the straps loose so that they’re hanging low on …

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We’re fostering kittens again. This pair is only a week old and we have to bottle feed them. …

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Today I learned that our $6000-per-month UnitedHealthcare “platinum” insurance …

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In honor of its new financial arrangement with Donald Trump, Intel announced its new flagship CPU: …

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Mirrorshades: The Cyberpunk Anthology

By hiding the eyes, mirrorshades prevent the forces of …

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UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reaction to CEO’s killing

The group, which seeks …

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I’ve spent too much of this weekend writing Ansible to make all my Raspberry Pis similar.

This …

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Trucking companies sue California, seeking a release from Clean Truck Partnership

They include …

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Def Con was amazing and exhausting and fascinating and terrifying and just all around exhilarating …

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If you get on a plane, stick your carry-on at the very front, then walk to the very back so that …

: PHP: Not exactly bad, but still a strange one

PHP is so hard for me to describe. I used it a lot in the late 90s when we were migrating off …

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I’m about to head to Def Con where I’ll be hosting a mobile Frozen BBS. I’m carrying it into work in …

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I just cut The Def Con Release of Frozen BBS, and updated the little radio and Rasperry Pi boxes …

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Target followed up on my compromised credit card, which again, has never left my house except to go …

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The emergency room I went to a couple weeks ago texted me a link to pay the bill. It’s to some …

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Pollito is still a photogenic little fellow.

A grey and white striped kitty sits on a bed, his arm draped nonchalantry across the back of a blanket. He's staring into the camera with his yellow-green eyes as if to say, "oh, hey, how ya doing?"

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It’s been a busy week at work. Our coffee maker broke and had to be sent for repairs. …

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Banner over the street on my commute.

Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA) signed July 26, 1990&10;&10;HAPPY ANNIVERSARY, ADA!&10;&10;Alameda proudly celebrates the disabled community and continued pogress toward accessibility!

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I think someone at Target’s having a bad day. I got a store credit card there a while back. …

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Bathroom poster, Brickhouse, SF.

I did not add that sticker.

Picture of a skeleton sitting on a toilet, captioned ‘Hope everything comes out okay’. Someone put a ‘Darknet Diaries’ sticker on it.

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SF BART stations have restrooms with keys that have expiration dates.

Photo of a label above the lock on a restroom. It says:&10;&10;Men's & Women's Keys:&10;M22&10;M23&10;M24&10;M25&10;M26&10;M27&10;M28&10;W22&10;W23&10;W24&10;W25&10;W26&10;W27&10;W28&10;Numeral is year key expires.

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The GL.iNet GL-AXT1800 travel router I bought a year ago is on sale today for 38% off. If you’ve …

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Brendan Barker Obituary (1974 - 2025) - Legacy Remembers

Oh man, this hurts. Brendan umped our kids’ …

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Bob, being dogsat, likes to perch on the back of the couch behind my head.

A small black and white Japanese Chin dog is perched on the back of a sofa.

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She stood a cautious distance from the racked spamcannon, its GPUs glowing with malice and infrared …

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Because my ex-employer pays for a “platinum plan” health insurance policy, with family premiums of …

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I’ve been using Just for a while as a task runner. It’s similar to Make, but optimized …

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I had a patch embroidered for my wife, a foot doctor.

A brown patch on a Timbuk2 bag. It says “I can get you a toe”.

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Today I’m trekking the 1.5 mi walking part of my commute with 20 lbs of iron in my backpack. …

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Waking up to KMFDM blasting in the bedroom, a very surprised looking cat, and the HomePod she just …

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When an email’s footer starts with “The content of this email is intended for the person …

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I’m super excited to be joining a small company next week as their first dedicated security …

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This is the one day a year I immerse myself in Apple news. A buddy and I have a decade long …

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We worked to lose a nice bit of weight over the last 6 months or so. Today I hit the treadmill …

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The new Apple News daily Sudoku results page is sloppy. As screenshotted on an iPhone 15 Pro, you …

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Infomaniak breaks rank and comes out in support of controversial Swiss encryption law | Tom’s …

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I just successfully performed concussive maintenance on a recalcitrant smart speaker.

Me: Hey Siri, …

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I’m not a huge fan of OSI — I prefer my software Free — but their idea of Open Source is the …

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My house has old plaster and lath walls, aka “a Faraday cage”. My kid’s bedroom is …

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I just got this email from someone who’s definitely not a North Korean agent seeking to work …

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Microsoft released a new PostgreSQL IDE for VS Code. It has a proprietary license with deal-breaking …

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Thanks for letting me know, Signal!

Screenshot of a Signal notification saying “You may have new messages”

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Pocket is Saying Goodbye: What You Need to Know | Pocket Help

We’ve made the difficult decision to …

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Kim Jong Un’s New Warship Capsizes at Launch Due to ‘Absolute Carelessness’ - The Wall Street …

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Dr. Phil’s Son Jay McGraw Is Tied to Minto Money’s 700% APR Loans — ProPublica

McGraw settled a …

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A Swift Cloud - Things Blog - Cultured Code culturedcode.com/things/bl…

This is so …

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I’ve learned way more than I wanted to about houseplants, spider mites, and neem oil.

: Forgejo Runner in rootless Podman on Debian

I wanted to experiment with Forgejo’s Actions as a DIY alternative to GitHub Actions, using a …

:

How California sent residents’ personal health data to LinkedIn – The Markup:

As visitors filled …

: Gitea vs Forgejo development activity

I was curious whether Gitea or its recent fork, Forgejo, has had more development activity. I cloned …

:

Updated rate limits for unauthenticated requests - GitHub Changelog

Summary: Microsoft is locking …

:

I just noticed that Forgejo 11 LTS is out now. It’s time to upgrade my older v7 LTS setup!

: Released Wonk v0.8.0

I just pushed Policy Wonk v.0.8.0.

There are no code changes, just dependency updates and other …

:

Send help, can’t move, besieged by wildcats.

A tiny, orange kitty is sound asleep against someone’s leg.

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Happy Mother’s Day to anyone who’s ever been Mom!

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Trump’s national security adviser Mike Waltz and his deputy to leave posts in White House, …

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Down the liminal line.

Down the length of the SF Transit Center, with a row of lights disappearing into a distant vanishing point.

:

The new office’s view is quite nice.

View from 20 floors up in a building, overlooking SF's Transamerica Pyramid, Coit Tower in the distance, lots of fog, and Angel Island on the horizon.

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My camera can’t capture the glowing orangey-pinks and violets of these flowering bushes on the …

:

Researchers Secretly Ran a Massive, Unauthorized AI Persuasion Experiment on Reddit Users:

This is …

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  1. Screenshot your LinkedIn app home screen.

  2. Make a web page with that background.

  3. Add a link at …

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Sharon Osbourne calls for Irish band’s U.S. visas to be revoked after Coachella show - …

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California is now 4th-largest economy in world, surpassing Japan

Some Americans constantly talk …

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Synology Lost the Plot with Hard Drive Locking Move - ServeTheHome

Summary: Synology wants to force …

: How to bypass Credit Karma's 2FA

Locked out of your Credit Karma account’s 2FA? No problem! Here’s how I can log into …

:

Street art in Berlin.

A painting hanging on a brick wall. It’s black and white of a young woman in a leather jacket, captioned “Look into your heart, There I’ll be”.

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The afternoon’s adventure: Traveler’s Notebook aficionado nerdery.

Photo of a page in a notebook: “- Went to a nearby stationery store to get a Traveler’s Notebook stamp” And a red stamp saying “Luiban Berlin, Germany […] Official Partner Shop Visit Pass”

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CVE program faces swift end after DHS fails to renew contract, leaving security flaw tracking in …

:

This is what a dare looks like.

Photo of a glowing red button behind a clear plastic shield, labeled in German, and a sign saying “DO NOT press the button” in English. I do not read German so can’t be held responsible for the consequences of my investigation.

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My wife and I went to the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe.

My god.

My god.

It’s never been …

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2025-03-17: I report a critical vulnerability (trivial, complete 2FA bypass) to a well-known …

:

cormiertyshawn895/PixelPerfect:

Pixel Perfect lets you increase the text size of iPhone and iPad …

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I am not thrilled with the price of new video games. Don’t take this to mean that.

But in …

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I’d started a new job a month before April Fools. I got to the office very early and then had …

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France Fines Apple €150 Million Over iOS Data Consent Rules - Bloomberg

Things like this are why …

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As of today, I’ve owned this domain exactly half my life. Great googly moogly.

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I ordered new prescription sunglasses today. The optometrist asked if I wanted regular or mirrored …

:

This is a copy-paste of a conversation I just had with my kid.

Kid: Can I get a ride home at like …

: But her emails!

After White House national security adviser Michael Waltz’s idiotic misadventure of texting top …

: AG Bonta reminds 23andMe customers of right to delete data

AG Bonta reminds 23andMe customers of right to delete data:

California Attorney General Rob Bonta …

: Unboxing the DM42n

I didn’t need a new calculator. I have an HP 50g on my desk I hardly use. I work on a …

:

I am “hurt my back playing video games” years old.

:

Some friends and I got a pack of Orbic mobile hotspots so we can install the EFF’s Rayhunter …

: RIP Mark Klein

In Memoriam: Mark Klein, AT&T Whistleblower Who Revealed NSA Mass Spying

I moved in down the …

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Of the security stuff I do for friends, nothing less excites me than financial compliance. If the …

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I bought a case for my Meshtastic radio. It came with a couple of buttons and switches that reminded …

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Happy Day of the Dude on this first day of Carpet Diem.

May you mark all strikes, no gutters.

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We just finished “Shogun”, and it’s going to take me a day or two to decide what I think about that …

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A Case for Turning Tulsa Into the Next Big Tech Hub | WIRED

Requirements OK will never meet:

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I bought a 50MB (yes, megs) HD from an acquaintance. It was freaking slow connected to my Amiga, …

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Golden Gate Bridge as seen from the Presidio.

Looking down along the length of the Golden Gate Bridge against a blue-green bay, distant cliffs, and a partly cloudy, sunny sky.

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AWS WAF now uses /64s instead of /128s for IPv6 rate-limit bucketing. That’s a huge and …

:

June Bug, the new kitty, is mad at me for flinging her off the bed last night. By extension, so is …

:

June Bug is starting to relax into her new home.

An orange-tinged tortoiseshell kitty with yellow eyes is laying on a fuzzy blanket and looking at the camera. Her tail is wrapped around her.

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Girl Scout outside the grocery: Sir, would you like to buy some cookies?

Me: I’ll catch you on …

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We wrote a pretty powerful AWS infra tool in Python, and haven’t done much with it in a couple …

:

Today I learned you can’t just go adopt a cat. I figured you’d show up, find one you get …

: I'm coming around to AI-assisted programming

I’m working on a personal project where I saved some initial programming time by hardcoding a …

:

Jort is sucking a blanket and making biscuits. #caturday

A tortoiseshell kitty with a pink collar has a blanket in her mouth. Not seen: she’s kneading the blanket and purring loudly.

:

This PlayStation Network outage is about to irk me. I just wanna play some Diablo.

:

Credit Karma stopped accepting my decade-old Google Voice phone number for 2FA. It won’t let …

:

Jort also likes learning about synthesizers.

A kitty is staring intently at TV showing a closeup of a synthesizer control panel.

: Tapestry is out now

Tapestry from Iconfactory is out now and you should get it. I’ve been using it for months in beta …

:

My wife ordered a new shower curtain that is advertised as, quote, “waterproof”. I would …

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I wish monitors had frame buffers and that video out could optionally just send diffs. I have 2 4K …

: Amiga 1000 was a 32 bit computer

I’ve heard people describe the Amiga 1000 as a 16 bit computer a few times lately and it always …

:

Will macOS 15.3 be the minor version where Safari (but not Chrome or Firefox) regularly stops …

:

I like running Ollama on my MacBook so that I can play with various AI models locally.

Today I asked …

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There’s an older fellow cashiering at the grocery we go to. Tonight he saw my Def Con tshirt …

:

I got myself a treat.

A boxed Akai MPK Mini mk3, in all black

:

I spend all night dreaming I was asked to document our vampire hiring outreach program. I came up …

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Every time you press the brake pedal to come to a stop at a planned location, you’re doing …

:

Jort is stair-ing at you.

A brown striped kitty with bright green eyes is looking at the camera from between wood risers on a staircase.

:

We somehow ended up watching a silent Alfred Hitchcock movie accompanied by an orchestra at Grace …

:

Friday night project: shoe shining.

A pair of Doc Martens Chelsea boots, black, with a mirror shine.&10;&10;Next to them, a pair of Samuel Hubbard wingtips, whiskey colored, a cream polish gloss.

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In case you wondered if kids ever get cheaper, this just happened:

Kid: Hey Dad, uh, can you pay my …

:

We’re watching the Netflix “Senna” series, which is fun to see, and in which you learn that he was a …

:

Currently reading: The Sun Also Rises by Ernest Hemingway 📚

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Our living room smart lights had been turning themselves on randomly for the last few weeks. There …

:

Finished reading: The Bhagavad Gita by Eknath Easwaran 📚

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Me: Use the open sriracha before you open a new bottle.

Kid: OK! opens the new bottle

Me: Why did …

:

I just released Frozen BBS v1.3.0. It has a boatload of backend improvements, not all backward …

:

It happened! It happened! Berkeley Mono v2 is here! It’s a Christmas miracle!

:

This year’s winner of the “Most Random Present” award: my buddy who gave me a set …

:

My kid wanted to watch Airplane! tonight. This is the best, goofiest movie ever. I could watch it …

:

My sister worked in infectious disease control at a large hospital. Her department head asked her to …

:

The state of local AI today: llama3.1 (the 8B version) runs well on my MacBook Air with 24GB of RAM. …

:

Chill, like Jort.

A brown striped kitty lays on a bedroom floor, smiling slightly.

:

‘Tis now officially the Christmas season.

Photo of a TV showing the opening of “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”.

:

First light of my new Frozen BBS Meshtastic message board.

It’s not beautiful, but it works. …

:

One of my very first non-trivial coding projects was trying to write a BBS for my Commodore 64 so …

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We’re dog sitting a chihuahua. I just had this conversation with their owners’ kitchen spybot: …

:

We’re dogsitting Holly. She thinks my jokes are hilarious.

An old black and brown chihuahua mid-yawn, like she’s laughing uproariously.

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The new cajun place next door finally has muffuletta sandwiches in stock. First, they’re every …

:

I’ve been up on the roof installing the mount for a new Meshtastic antenna.

I don’t actually need an …

:

I bought a Meshtastic radio and I could see getting addicted to experimenting with it. The little …

:

Currently reading: The Bhagavad Gita by Eknath Easwaran 📚

Next up.

:

Finished reading: My Struggle: Book 2 by Karl Ove Knausgaard 📚

I would read a thousand pages of him …

: Apple Card's stil broken after Apple broke it

After Apple broke my Apple Card yesterday, I thought I’d found the correct, undocumented, …

: Apple updated my Apple Pay so that I couldn't pay Apple

I got an email this weekend that Apple was updating my Apple Card’s expiration date. The old …

:

Last night we said goodbye to Gigi after a sudden medical event. She went to sleep surrounded by a …

:

If you want to really understand how Internet protocols work, I heartily recommend writing your own …

:

I was making the bed while the cat laid on it, surfing the waves of bedding as I shifted things …

:

The comet C/2023 A3 Tsuchinshan-ATLAS as taken from our suburban back porch right in the middle of …

:

Silent Hill 2 is not fun. It’s beautiful. It’s immersive. It’s engaging. But …

:

Python 3.13 launched today. I’ve done it. I’ve lived long enough to see a less-GIL …

:

Ugh, “walkable” cities. 🙄

To get dinner, we had to:

: Google writes safer code with Rust

From “Google hails move to Rust for huge drop in memory vulnerabilities”:

In Google’s own …

:

It astounds me that in 2024 there’s no canonical way to select which CSS to use for a web …

:

The fine folks who make iA Writer wrote about their challenges supporting Android.

My first …

:

My Raspberry Pi 4 started running hot when I moved it from a freestanding case to a fanless server …

:

So we were all talking about Palm Pilots, and someone mentioned that they’re available dirt …

: BetterDisplay Pro fixed my multi-monitor pet peeve

I have a 32" monitor and a 27" monitor on my desk. Don’t ask. But although …

:

When we got this kitty, she was darn near feral. Now she won’t leave me alone.

A brown and grey striped cat with bright green eyes is sitting on the lap of someone in a home office.

:

The coffee shop is fine

I hear too many acquaintances worry that employees might work from a coffee …

:

It’s an Aperol spritz kind of afternoon.

Two glasses are filled with dark orange liquid and topped with ice and orange slices. They’re sitting on a cutting board surrounded by more orange slices.

:

I found a odd control in AWS Security Hub’s CIS Benchmark 3 findings. It reports “IAM …

:

We went to the local swap meet across the channel from the Port of Oakland. Photos don’t do …

:

All household children deny knowledge of the situation, but I am skeptical.

A bag of frozen microwaveable burritos that has been open from both ends.The same bag with both ends rolled up and closed with bag clips.

:

Today I learned about Emacs’s table handling. Start with a mess:

| *Name* | *Type* | *Flavor* …

:

Literally every time I open the CA DMV digital drivers license app:

  1. “You need to refresh your …

:

Gigi is a happy mess.

A 3 lb Maltese dog sits between some pillows. She’s staring at the camera, fuzzy white fur, big black eyes and a pink tongue hanging out the side of her closed mouth.

:

If I bought this, “everyday" would mean “…for the rest of my life, and you’ll have …

:

Sometimes Rust makes me so happy. I wrote this over the weekend:

let embedded_data = include_bytes!( …

:

The hen is very curious about my lunch.

A black hen stands in the shadow of a back yard shelter. She’s watching very closely to make sure the diner isn’t up to shenanigans.

:

Today’s spam starts:

How are you doing? I’ve been following you on LinkedIn for a while …

:

My wife took a vow to put up with me 25 years ago today. Since then, she’s been my ride-or-die best …

:

Project dream 1:

:

We survived Def Con. Barely. It was about as much fun as I’m physically able to tolerate in 1 …

:

Best Buy’s new anti-privacy practices are even more awful than before. They’ve lost any business I’d …

:

Def Con badge acquired. Most of the way through the merch line; another 4 hours at most.

A roughly cat-shaped clear badge with electronics inside, displaying a Gameboy-style game. It’s glowing with bluish LEDs, except for the red left eye.

:

Hallway.

A very long, empty hotel hallway with 70s patterned carpet and grey walls. It looks like a render.

:

We made it to Vegas in 1 piece, ate a deliciously unhealthy lunch, checked in early (pro-tip: pay …

:

DEF CON is nearly upon us. Today we’re finishing our packing, checking into flights, …

:

Amazon sent me an email about their new “Amazon One” service:

Amazon One is a fast, …

:

My last work day before Def Con. I’m getting so excited and a little anxious! I’m going to see a …

:

The email: Click here to enhance your account’s security with two-factor authentication! …

:

My friends and I are getting ready for the EFF Tech Trivia contest at DEF CON. We took a year off …

:

If the cupboard door is open, Jort will sense it and come running from across the house so she can …

:

Hi, person reading this who writes code that parses RSS or JSON Feed! Thank you for making neat …

:

So tell me about this dressage thing.

Well, a horse walks around.

Really fast?

No, just walking. …

:

Mleh.

A Maltese dog caught mid-lick. She’s sitting on a couch and seems to be licking the air. Her pink tongue is as long as her head.

:

Keeva became ill in the last week. I took her to the vet expecting she’d need some medicine …

:

I’ve modified my Python program that sends new drafts from my Freewrite Alpha to my blog. Now …

:

John Deere Dismissing 15% of Global Salaried Workforce Today | AgWeb:

Online sources say the layoffs …

:

I dusted off an older Raspberry Pi 4 to play with. Now I remember how glacially, painfully slow …

:

Happy little bee on happy little flowers on my walk to the happy little pizzeria.

A bee is working its way through a bush covered in bright oranges, red, and yellow flowers.

:

Although I’ve trusted OmniFocus for years, I’m still compelled to try out the …

:

I’ve written a couple extensions for PopClip that make my life a little easier. One shows you …

:

Currently reading: My Struggle: Book 2 by Karl Ove Knausgaard 📚

Now that I’m done with Gaiman’s …

:

Finished reading: Norse Mythology: The Illustrated Edition by Neil Gaiman 📚

The gods are mad.

:

We’re nearly 2/3 of the way from Y2K to Y2K38.

That thing you’d been putting off fixing? …

:

I have a shoulder dog.

A tiny white Maltese dog is nestled between my neck and shoulder.

:

When a coworker forwards you an email to ask if it looks like phishing, take a moment to publicly …

:

I told Keeva a funny joke.

A Boston terrier is panting in the warmth and looks as though she’s laughing. (She just came inside and has plenty of fresh, cool, clean water in a bowl nearby.)

:

If you’re writing an SDK, don’t include a section on how to fetch all the pages of …

:

I’m testing a new writing workflow to prepare for DEF CON. It looks like:

  1. Type something on …

:

Scientists Discover a Cause of Lupus and a Possible Way to Reverse It - News Center:

Northwestern …

:

Hack the Planet.

The Stream Deck sitting on my desk has a background of Razor and Blade from the movie “Hackers”, captioned “HACK THE PLANET”.&10;&10;The dust blowing in today gives the patina of a Cyberpunk 2077 nomad’s table.

:

My Freewrite Alpha just arrived. While I’ve barely started using it, these are my first …

:

I’m going to DEF CON next month. I’ll be live-blogging my way through it to give a peek …

:

California now requires credit card companies to assign a merchant category code to gun stores. …

:

That’s one good looking butterfly.

A picture of a shark above a headline: Stunning photo reveals the ethereal beauty of the marbled white butterfly

:

A friend’s 6 month old Maine coon cat is already enormous. He’s such an outgoing and fun kitty to …

:

That job you applied for might not exist. Here’s what’s behind a boom in “ghost …

: Unboxing the Firewalla Gold Pro

My early access Firewalla Gold Pro 10 gigabit router came today. It’s replacing a Firewalla …

:

I can’t look at a number without trying to contextualize it. Today I got a new home router …

:

I walked out of the little restaurant in time to see my kid standing at a bus stop awaiting a ride. …

:

Slack said they’ll start deleting old data from free workspaces. While I understand why people …

:

Polyfill supply chain attack hits 100K+ sites:

The polyfill.js is a popular open source library to …

:

The pattern matching on this shirt pocket makes me smile every time I see it.

A photo of a shirt pocket. The cloth is white with a grid of small blue and yellow lines. The pocket is so aligned with the shirt that it’s nearly invisible, except that a large coin is sticking out the top to highlight where pocket ends and shirt begins. Someone was paying attention at that factory.

:

Currently reading: Norse Mythology: The Illustrated Edition by Neil Gaiman 📚

Picked this up for …

:

I’ll be seeing this in my nightmares tonight.

A store window is full of porcelain baby dolls sitting on cotton clouds. Many are dressed as angels. Their eyes look haunted. They can see you.

:

Bubbles.

A sandy stretch of beach in Pacific Grove, CA. In the foreground someone is blowing enormous bubbles, like several feet across, with a bucket of soap and a loop of rope. The giant bubbles are shimmery and reflective.

:

Crab cake Benedict, Red House Cafe, Pacific Grove, California.

A plate of poached eggs Benedict over a croissant, and rosemary roasted potatoes.

:

I just got the happy news that a Firewalla Gold Pro 10Gbps firewall is on its way soon. Today …

:

Never doubt that Apple is the master of packaging. My replacement credit card came in the mail today …

: Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao's home raided by FBI agents - CBS San Francisco

Oakland Mayor Sheng Thao’s home raided by FBI agents - CBS San Francisco:

In an emailed …

:

EU today decided to postpone a vote of their ridiculous “Chat Control” anti-privacy law. That a …

:

Currently reading: My Struggle: Book 2 by Karl Ove Knausgaard

Many thanks to Jim for nudging me …

:

The moon over Northern California.

A dark wood pergola in a back yard. Pine trees and palm trees in the near distance. The moon and stars in the back.

:

I’ve got my weekend reading sorted out.

A photo of the front cover of the paperback version of “Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs”.

:

I spent all last night dreaming about making a web interface for an AI chat API so I could play with …

:

I’ve gotten 4 plausible recruiter cold emails today. Nature is healing.

:

Things I like about our relatively new Whirlpool refrigerator: It usually keeps our food cold. …

:

A sleepy Keeva caught a patch of sun.

The world’s sweetest and gentlest Boston terrier is sitting droopily in a sunny bit of carpet.

:

My company hosted a business dinner last night for infosec leaders. It was a reminder how small the …

:

This is interesting and dangerous. I’m trying the new macOS Sequoia Passwords app. I exported …

:

I’ve recently started playing with Zellij. What you need to know:

:

I think I’m going to upgrade my personal MacBook Air to Sequoia tonight. YOLO!

:

Let’s go Ballers!

A pro baseball game from behind home plate, looking down the 3rd base line. Downtown Oakland is in the background.

:

It’s time to view the samizdat, the Entertainment.

A picture of a TV showing an early frame from “Hackers”.

:

Since Ben Surtees sold his Bartender 5 app to some (IMO) shifty company without telling his users, …

:

The conference has little rubber duckies all over the place to play with.

Someone is holding a small, metal flake blue rubber duck with an orange bill.

:

My boss was right: having an unusual job title is an excellent icebreaker.

A dozen times today …

:

I’m heading in to staff the booth at a convention. That’s far outside my comfort zone, …

:

There are more people at tonight’s Oakland B’s game than at the average A’s games this year.

John …

:

We’re getting ready to see the first ever home game of the Oakland Ballers. Go B’s!

An Oakland B’s ballcap sitting on a white background. It’s dark green with a giant “B” on the front and the “Oaklandish” logo on the side. If you look closely, the opening in the bottom half of the B is shaped like the home plate of a baseball diamond.

:

A friend just pointed out:

ADHD creates impulse control issues and, consequently, advertising takes …

:

This is what Hell looks like.

Screen shot of the iOS App Store: “Have More Fun on LinkedIn. Kick back with three new games.”

:

My old debit card got compromised last month so I got a new one. The replacement had my name wrong …

:

The atmospheric pressure sensor in my back yard experiences time non-linearly.

A line chart with a time access. Due to over aggressive line smoothing, on one day the line curves backward before going forward in time again.

:

I just noticed the bizarre label on the package from a luggage tag I’d ordered.

I think I need …

: Retiring DEVONthink

I used DEVONthink for many years to store, organize, and search all of my personal information. …

:

Today’s candidate in the ongoing Worst Captcha Ever Contest.

This is screenshotted as-is …

:

On the subject of annoying iOS bugs…

iOS wishes to correct my spelling of “annoying” as “snnoying”.

:

I found and reported a bug in Apple’s new “Quartiles” game:

:

Ivanka Trump, Donald Trump’s sons react to guilty verdict in hush money trial - ABC News: …

:

I just got a notification that “Silent Hill 2” for PS5 is available for pre-order now.

I don’t do …

:

North Korean trash balloons are dumping ‘filth’ on South Korea | CNN:

North Korea has adopted a new …

:

Gigi got a haircut.

A tiny white Maltese is curled up on a fuzzy warm bed. Her hair is very short with pink skin showing through. You can see a glimpse of her tongue hanging out the side of her mouth.

:

So many memorials today. Dad, Laurie, too many friends. I love you all and miss you dearly.

:

We’re watching “Blade Runner 2049” and it’s off-puttingly unrealistic. …

:

St. Louis ribs, cooked for 20 minutes in an Instant Pot then basted and baked for 10 minutes.

A cookie sheet loaded with enormous racks of ribs, thick with dark red barbecue sauce.

:

The cats are making an 80s alt rock album cover.

2 cats are sitting on a bedroom floor, facing away from the camera. One is looking back over his shoulder.

:

Little Snitch 6 came out yesterday with many quality of life improvements.

It’s always the …

:

There’s a certain Apple ecosystem notetaking app I heard of from a paid blog post. I …

: Adding AI the right way

Three of my favorite tools, BBEdit, Drafts, and iTerm, have added support for ChatGPT-style AI …

:

In which I try frying turnips for the first time.

A cast iron skillet is lined with a layer of 1/2” cubed turnips, glistening in olive oil.

:

I seriously love Oakland. It’s my kinda grimy.

A bunch of stickers on a service box. One has anime characters: one saying "trans rights!" and another saying "hell yeah!" A second sticker is for a psychedelic mushroom delivery.

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I set my pillows on the floor to make the bed. Keeva had burrowed in by the time I got back around …

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I am not exaggerating this:

I created a new hostname in DNS, then added it to my existing webserver …

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Justice Department takes 'major step' toward rescheduling marijuana:

The Justice Department took a …

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I have an IKEA Dirigera hub connected to my HomeKit setup. I also have a bunch of Nanoleaf Matter …

:

Old computer ads are something else.

Source: BYTE, Vol. 6, No. 9, September 1981, page 299

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Python 3.13 is removing more Amiga “dead batteries” modules, like chunk:

The chunk …

:

We bought a flower kit from Costco. It had some potting soil, pre-planted seeds, and a pot — just …

:

I lost my Diablo 4 level 71 hardcore rogue today. Although I was momentarily bummed, I feel good …

:

My buddy picked us all up to go rollin’.

A shabby stretch limo painted with flames. We’re stylin’.

:

How I’m working right now. I couldn’t move if I had to.

A Boston terrier is sleeping on the floor, pressed against my sandaled foot.

:

I’m dying to know the story here.

Some keys on a lanyard saying “BAD BOYS BAIL BONDS” is hanging from a twig on the trunk of a tree. It’s probably 8 feet above ground.&10;

: Apple: "What's a professional?"

Apple announced their new iPad Pro and I couldn’t care less. The hardware itself is brilliant, …

:

You know how sometimes you come to decide that an entire niche market is so filled with awful and …

:

Gigi turns 15 today. We’re celebrating with lots of cuddles and ancient dog appropriate …

: Demand that car companies respect your privacy

How to escape Honda’s privacy hell:

With sensors, microphones, and cameras, cars collect way more …

:

Previous lock picking sets having been sneaked out of my possession by various household children, …

:

Very fancy electronic badges at BSidesSF this year.

The plain-ish front of a white-painted PCB the size of a conference badge.The back of the badge showing the electronics, a tiny display, and how to program it with Python.

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Conference tracks where more than a few people are wearing khaki:

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While I dropped a friend off and helped him unload his stuff, I told him about the Oakland Ballers …

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My credit union called this morning: “Did you just make a purchase from OnlyFans?” Nope. …

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Keeva wants pets.

A Boston terrier with the sweetest little face is smiling up at the camera. She’s standing on a wood floor half in, half out of the sun streaming in through a door.

: The BASIC programming language turns 60 | Ars Technica

The BASIC programming language turns 60 | Ars Technica

Like so many others, I got my start typing in …

:

What sadist invented this captcha?

A picture of a number, then series of pictures of a bunch of dice. You have to pick the one where the dice add up to the number, and you have to do it 3 times.

: What's my Apple Card balance?

I spent 1 hour and 25 minutes on a call with Goldman Sachs about their mistakes on my Apple Card …

:

Today’s first software update for the Rabbit r1 adds missing keys to its on-screen keyboard, and now …

: Drug Scheduling

On the subject of Drug Scheduling:

Schedule IV

Schedule IV drugs, substances, or chemicals are …

: US will reclassify marijuana in historic shift: AP sources | AP News

US will reclassify marijuana in historic shift: AP sources | AP News:

Once OMB signs off, the DEA …

:

My Rabbit R1 just arrived. I haven’t played with it enough yet to have an opinion on the software’s …

: I wish OmniFocus used perspectives in Forecast

I wish OmniFocus would replace the way its Forecast view selects items to display with a …

: Palo Alto's exploited Python code

watchTowr Labs has a nice blog post dissecting CVE-2024-3400. It’s very readable. Go check it …

: I fought State Farm (and won)

State Farm claimed we owed them money. I said we didn’t. They pursued it. I countered. They ended up …

: Tennessee bans kids playing in sprinklers

Tennessee’s new “chemtrail bill” is inherently ludicrous. It’s also as poorly written as cold be …

: Fixing Things with Keyboard Maestro

I can’t help playing with Things sometimes. Even though there are plenty of reasons not to use …

: Testing my fountain pen inks' water resistance

I wondered how water-resistant the inks from the various pens on my desk would be. For my …

: Reliable Shortcuts with Stream Deck and Keyboard Maestro

I talked myself into buying a Stream Deck to control my Mac. I didn’t want one for the media …

: Opt out of Hulu's new binding arbitration clause

Hulu’s new subscriber agreement claims to require users to resolve significant disputes …

: Making Notes look like a Markdown editor, if you squint

I use Apple’s Notes app to, well, take notes. It’s the only non-Markdown I regularly use …

: Adding CarPlay to our Toyota's Entune system

Our 2016 Toyota Sienna is perfect, except for its janky entertainment system. Every time I plugged …

: Biden pardons cannabis users

US President Joe Biden pardoned all Federal convictions for the use and simple possession of …

: One Pill Can Kill

I’ve seen things that looked like ads for apps in the iOS App Store. Today, I saw an ad for …

: In the beginning was Word

My kid is home from college. I’m watching them do their homework while struggling against the …

: Fixing the Casper Glow Light charger

Our Casper Glow Lights are nice. However, their charging bases are poorly made, and as seen in user …

: Back to OmniFocus. Again.

I know I said I’m using Things to manage all the things I need to do, but I’ve switched …

: Kitty likes her SureFood microchip pet feeder

We have 2 cats. One of them1 requires a prescription food. Predictably, because he’s a cat, he …

: Review job applications quickly

I got an automated response to a job application that said:

Over the next several weeks, one of our …

: An Amazon seller tried to bribe me

I bought a suitcase from Amazon, partly because of its good reviews.

The suitcase

The suitcase is alright. …

: macOS 14 Sonoma is out, and mostly OK

Apple release macOS 14 Sonoma today. I always install the major OS beta versions on my work Mac when …

: Newsom vetoed self-driving truck bill

California governor Gavin Newsom vetoed a bill that would have required self-driving vehicles to …

: TriNet shares employee PII without controls

My employer’s HR department asked me to validate a coworker’s identification documents …

: Veilid in The Washington Post

I’ve been helping on a fun project with some incredibly brilliant friends. I found myself …

: Simply Sabotaging an Office

The US Office of Strategic Services, the precursor of today’s CIA, wrote the Simple Sabotage …

: Happy 25th birthday, honeypot.net!

In times of yore, my friends gave their computers cool cyberpunky names so that they sounded cool at …

: Twitter went dark. Now what?

Twitter is in a race with Reddit to see who can ruin their service more quickly. That’s the …

: Quitting Reddit

I’ve spent way more time on Reddit than I should have. I justified it to myself by saying it …

: Fake landlord tried to scam my kid

My kid and their friend are looking for a house to rent. They found a perfect match, with a nice …

: Language Server Protocol Launched a Golden Age of Editors

Microsoft developed Language Server Protocol (“LSP”) a few years ago to make it easier …

: I use Things without encryption

Update 2023-11-03: No, I don’t.


I tell people not to use Readdle’s Spark email app. …

: iA Presenter Public Launch

I’ve used iA Writer on Mac and iPad for years as my main writing environment. I’m typing …

: Accidentally Hacking the Planet

Last summer I tried to hack the Wall of Sheep at DEF CON. It didn’t work. The short version is …

: Favorite apps: PastePal

I used to think the Copied clipboard manager for Apple devices was spiffy. I don’t know how or …

: Pianos.

I worked as a software developer with a strongly opinionated manager. He believed that we’d …

: eero + Firewalla = perfection

Update 2025-12-14: I replaced all of my eeros with Firewalla Access Point 7 devices because they …

: Wake up, little sunshine

I prompted ChatGPT with: “Write a song I can sing to my son to get him awake and moving to get …

: The Internet is a rough neighborhood

This week I stood up a new firewall in front of my home network. This one has much better logging …

: Fox News fired Tucker Carlson

However it’s spun, Fox News fired Tucker Carlson. Carlson had the most popular cable news show …

: Integrate Things with Focus

I use the Things task manager to keep track of what I need to do. I use the Focus pomodoro timer to …

: Apple won't totally block unwanted emails

Apple’s email apps and services don’t allow users to completely block senders. If …

: Upgrade your Raspberry Pi with an SSD

I upgraded my Raspberry Pi to use an external SSD drive instead of its built-in SD card reader. If …

: A Boston Terrier Married a Cat

I prompted ChatGPT: “Write a Shakespearean sonnet about a Boston terrier marrying a cat.”

It …

: Easily copy file contents with ForkLift

I use the ForkLift 3 file manager on my Mac. Part of my job involves copying-and-pasting the …

: Recovering a Raspberry Pi password on an M1 Mac

I would never accidentally change my Raspberry Pi’s account password before clicking …

: I watched the Tyre Nichols video

I watched the Tyre Nichols video. I didn’t want to because I knew what it was going to contain …

: My travel project template

In an older post, I talked about making a project template for trip planning. The goal is to build a …

: Muradin wallet doesn't block RFID

My wife bought me a cool Muradin RFID-blocking wallet for Christmas. I like it a lot, except for the …

: Happy 2023!

2022 was a whirlwind of disasters, plagues, wars, elections, recession, inflation, and other …

: SteerMouse makes my Logitech mouse better

I bought a Logitech MX Vertical Wireless Mouse last year. The mouse itself remains delightful and my …

: Audrey Auden's "The Voice in All"

I read Audrey Auden’s new book, “The Voice in All”, the first in her new …

: Easily delete your Twitter account the hard way

The folks at Conscious Digital have a nifty website, yourdigitalrights.org, that makes it easy to …

: Of course dogs smile Keeva heard a funny joke

I hang out on parts of the Internet where people often post pictures of happy animals. All too …

: California 2022 Midterms Voting Guide

These are my recommendations for the November 8, 2022 midterm election in California.

Propositions …

: Winding down

I knew the conversation wouldn’t be easy when the veterinarian asked if this was a good time …

: Surprise eero hardware end-of-life

Amazon is ending software support for 1st generation eero devices at the end of September 2022. …

: Trying (and Failing) to hack the Wall of Sheep

The Wall of Sheep is a popular exhibit at DEF CON. Participants run packet sniffers on an insecure …

: How QBasic jump started my career

When I was an enlisted sailor in the US Navy, I spent an awful lot of time on a deployment hacking …

: Slack was broadcasting hashed passwords for 5 years

I received an email from Slack on Thursday, 2022-08-04:

We’re writing to let you know about a bug …

: Not Upgrading for Stage Manager

Apple’s iPadOS 16 features a new multitasking mechanism called Stage Manager, but only on very …

: How to give compliments

It’s fun to receive compliments. It’s as much fun to give them! That can be …

: Don't buy a cheap Apple Watch Series 3

Don’t buy an Apple Watch Series 3. Many recent articles enthuse about its current wonderfully …

: The dynamic range of emotions

“Dynamic range” describes the difference between the softest and loudest bits of a …

: Internet Explorer is finally dead

I was working the night shift at a motel while going to school during the day, when my parents saw a …

: Do not use Readdle's Spark email app

I’ve written before about Readdle’s Spark email client, which is popular, highly rated, …

: Microsoft's gotta Microsoft

A long time ago, back in the dark days of the Browser Wars, Microsoft hated Free Software, …

: Dealing with Princeton's flawed privacy research

This has been an odd week. Last Friday I got an email from someone asking about my hobby …

: ...And Back to OmniFocus

I recently wrote about switching from OmniFocus to Reminders and gave a lot of reasons why I …

: About the Manifesto for Ubiquitous Linking

I’ve written before about Hook, a nifty way of linking things you’re working on together …

: Better incentives for showing web ads

I use ad blockers on all my devices. Still, I understand that the sites I enjoy depend on ad …

: AirTag lost its way

Apple released their new AirTag product six months ago, and as competent as it is for finding lost …

: From OmniFocus to Reminders

My wife’s been a Mac user much longer than I have. Years after she’d been happily using …

: Notability's subscription model is an insult

Ginger Labs’s Notability is a popular note-taking app for Apple computers. It’s a nice …

: Jira is a code smell

Good Project Managers are important. As an Application Programmer, they’re your Interface to …

: Introducing Glass Knife

I’ve been using Obsidian lately for taking notes and I’m certain I’ll be saying …

: Released The Policy Wonk

Today we released the first public version of “The Policy Wonk”, or just …

: Unusual shipping fail from Apple

I ordered a couple of Apple AirTags and keychain holders this weekend, and UPS dropped the package …

: Fact-Checking Snopes

I want to like Snopes but I’m not convinced that they weigh evidence correctly. As a personal …

: GoDaddy Terminates Texas Spy Site

GoDaddy gives Texas abortion website notice: Find new host ASAP:

The highly controversial and …

: What HIPAA's Privacy Rule Says

As someone who deals with HIPAA’s privacy compliance as part of my job, I don’t ever want to …

: The Itanic Has Sunk

By today, July 29, 2021, Intel has shipped the last of its Itanium processors, the last holdout of a …

: Opt-Out Tracking is an Awful Idea

Someone invented a new standardized way to opt out of telemetry for command line applications. This …

: Quackbooks.

It seems like Intuit is never any the news for anything good that benefits normal people. …

: Antivaxxers not owed a soapbox

In a new post in Science Translational Medicine’s “In the Pipeline” blog, Derek …

: Digital notes are better than paper

Techie people regularly rediscover paper and write about how they’ve created a good note …

: The Risks of Third-Party Email Clients

There are a lot of neat third-party email applications available for Mac and iOS. From an end user …

: Pain-free with a Logitech MX Vertical Mouse

When I spend my days programming, I don’t often use a mouse. I have a nice keyboard and use as …

: Bing is censoring Tank Man search results

Bing is censoring images of the Tiananmen Square “tank man” image. DuckDuckGo, who uses …

: Uniquely bad identity branding

My company has an account with a certain identity provider so we can test that our single sign-on …

: How I get things done

After years — decades — of experimentation, I’ve learned this about myself: when I follow a …

: Tripping on a Cracked Sidewalk

Amazon Sidewalk is a new project which allows Amazon devices (like Alexa, Ring doorbells, etc.) with …

: Can't hire? Pay more.

Many recent news stories feature companies having a hard time hiring workers. In capitalism, this …

: Wisdom of the ages

The iOS App Store recommended that I check out a meditation app named “Calm”, featuring …

: Taking one for the team

Scene: Nick’s intermediate league baseball game.

Bottom of the last inning. Other team at bat. …

: Signal was cheeky, but right

In her article “I Have a Lot to Say About Signal’s Cellebrite Hack”, the extremely …

: Review: Jellycuts

Jellycuts for iOS and iPadOS is 2 things:

  1. A text-based language for writing Shortcuts,
  2. A compiler …

: Review: Apple Fitness+

I’ve been using Apple’s Fitness+ service since it came available. It’s still a …

: Review: Hook by CogSci

I’ve been playing with Hook, an app I’ve started hearing about. It’s an interesting …

: Mastodon apps for iOS

Updated: November 11, 2022

There are several excellent Mastodon apps for iOS and iPadOS. These are …

: Google v. Oracle - victory!

This morning the US Supreme Court ruled for Google in Oracle’s case against them. This is …

: Favorite apps: Copied

I think Copied is the best clipboard manager available for Apple devices.

I use Copied constantly. …

: Smart progress bars

Progress bars suck at predicting how long things will take. I’ll tell you what I want (what I …

: Little League wants all your information

To sign kids up for our city’s Little League baseball program, you have to prove that they’re …

: New favorite command: Zoxide

My favorite new command is zoxide. It’s like a faster z, autojump, or fasd.

In summary, it …

: "Let's Fix OmniFocus", indeed

If you use OmniFocus, you should check out Paul Sahner’s Let’s Fix OmniFocus post:

But …

: Use local Git repos for personal work

I’ve heard a lot of online arguments about whether you should host your Git-based projects in …

: Dell doesn't honor warranties

In late August 2020, I bought my kid a new Dell SE2419HX monitor for his birthday. School was …

: Automating this static website

I use the Hugo website generator to create this website out of a bunch of Markdown fils. A lot has …

: Security training for the masses

My company is going through its annual HIPAA privacy and security refresher training. This is a good …

: Google v. Oracle, by analogy

Suppose Joe opens a restaurant. He hires a waiter who is really great at following directions, but …

: November 2020 Voting Guide

These are the notes I collected to determine how I’m going to vote on November 3, 2020. …

: Staying away from WD NAS drives for now

Western Digital just admitted to Tom’s Hardware that they use a notoriously slow technology, …

: The Kansas City Wormhole

I’ve had one inexplicable thing happen in my life. I remembered it today and texted an old …

: More apps lost to subscriptions

Two more apps I really like(d) have recently announced that they’re moving to subscription …

: Commodore declared bankruptcy 25 years ago today

Commodore International declared bankruptcy on April 29, 1994, and pretty much sealed the fate of …

: A standard for describing a site's password rules

There’s not a universal standard for what a valid password on a website must look like. Some …

: Ringing the bird

I was on an early morning walk and came across a guy staring at the telephone wires. As I …

: Heavy traffic is not a DDoS

Ajit Pai claimed that when the FCC asked citizens to comment on Net Neutrality, their website was …

: Happy birthday to me!

I registered Honeypot.net on July 1, 1998, so today is its twentieth birthday. We’ve had fun, …

: "At a Crucial Juncture, Trump's Legal Defense Is Largely a One-Man Operation"

At a Crucial Juncture, Trump’s Legal Defense Is Largely a One-Man Operation — The New York Times …

: How many minutes of Internet are you paying for each month?

If you pay for a 100Mbps cable connection to the Internet and your plan sets a 300GB data cap, you …

: Airlines Restrict 'Smart Luggage' Over Fire Hazards Posed By Batteries

Airlines Restrict ‘Smart Luggage’ Over Fire Hazards Posed By Batteries : The Two-Way : …

: App subscriptions must offer value

Software authors are increasingly switching to subscription models to make their work “sustainable”. …

: Introducing metric quantity units for computing

In computing, metric-sounding prefixes almost universally refer to sizes expressed as powers of two: …

: Traveling with OmniFocus and OmniOutliner

I don’t travel a lot, so when I do I invariably find that I’ve forgotten something important (9 PM …

: Provider

The shield was half-heartedly poking at her keyboard when the car started to move. Oh. “I …

: America's military versus the world

I am pro-military. I think having a strong military means we’re unlikely to have to use it to …

: Search-proof your devices when traveling

Over-eager airport security has recently taken to making travelers unlock their phones and tablets …

: Rebooting

I started this blog twelve years ago. I always meant to update it regularly, but… life intervenes. …

: Purge your Yahoo account (but don't delete it!)

There are about 1.5 billion reasons to want to cancel your Yahoo account. Don’t do that! …

: Migrating off Evernote

In late 2016, Evernote updated their privacy policy to explicitly grant their employees the right to …

: Focus.

I was in a meeting when I noticed the sun was hitting my water bottle just right.

: It's still there, isn't it?

Gigi isn’t so sure about our new decoration.

: Technology IS Politics

It’s not possible for technologists to avoid politics because technology is politics: …

: Electronics Kit for my Kids

Cory Doctorow mentioned that Elenco makes a perfect copy of the Radio Shack 200-in-One electronics …

: We had a scary basement

When I was a kid, my parents had a horror movie basement. It was unfinished, poorly lit, and …

: My phone was Lyfted

My son needed a ride to a Boy Scout campout yesterday and neither Jen nor I were home to take him. I …

: Christmases Past

How I imagined the backstory of the dad from “A Christmas Story”:

I’ve seen things. Lots …

: Adventures in Comcast support

We live outside San Francisco, and Comcast is our cable provider. We wanted to watch college …

: What I Tell My Kids About The Internet

Hi kid! You don’t know me, but I’m one of those “Internet expert” kind of …

: My FCC Net Neutrality Letter

This is my letter to the FCC on September 12, 2014 regarding the upcoming net neutrality decision …

: Cut Hoodies Some Slack

No good article about the Bay Area misses jokes at hipsters in their hoodies, whether biking through …

: Scaling with Eventual Consistency

Originally published on the Crittercism Engineering Blog and reprinted with permission.

by Kirk …

: Wet Shaving: A Year Later

I’m a sucker for the idea of ritual. When I learn about a traditional, labor-intensive …

: Great Expectations

I probably sound like I gripe all the time, but that’s really not what I’m like. …

: Making Devonthink Sync Between Computers

Update: 2021-05-27

This is still getting traffic for unknown reasons. Today, in 2021, the problem is …

: More Shoe Fails

I had a wonderful experience buying new Rockport shoes from Brown Brothers Shoes in Alameda a couple …

: To Sell A Car

In the process of moving to another state, we decided to sell my car to some friends. This turned …

: Applecareless

While I almost never buy extended warranties, conventional wisdom is that you should always buy …

: Omaha World Herald Makes School Remove Christmas Message

The Omaha World-Herald published a story about a Lincoln public high school who wrote …

: On Generated Versus Random Passwords

I was reading a story about a hacked password database and saw this comment where the poster wanted …

: Stop The E Parasite Act

This is the letter I just sent to my representative, urging him to vote against Hollywood’s …

: Making DOS USB Images On A Mac

I needed to run a BIOS flash utility that was only available for DOS. To complicate matters, the …

: Taken To The Cleaners By Abe's Detailing

I read a nice newspaper story a while ago about Abe’s Detailing in Norfolk, NE. When I wanted …

: Guest Post By Gabby Crazy Squirrel

I was at grandma’s house last weekend, and there was a power outage.Turns out, it was a …

: Guest Post By Gabby It Snowed

It snowed!I went outside today and played! bet I would have stayed out there if it had snowed more …

: Just Get Home Already

While waiting for Jen to return from a conference, I thought about calling her to get her estimated …

: Guest Post By Gabby There Here

Grandma and Grandpa got here yesterday!My camera is working again to!I took a picture of a …

: Open Letter To KCAU TV

As of mid-August, I can’t watch the local ABC affiliate TV channel over my satellite dish …

: Guest Post By Gabby I Went To The Lake

We took a trip to Grandma’s house on Thursday last week, and on Saturday we went to the lake.A …

: Dropkick Murphys The Meanest Of Times

This is kind of a hard review to write. Short take on the music: it’s brilliant. If you like …

: Baseball Chatter

Hi! You’re the guy who sat behind me at my 8-year-old daughter’s teeball practice. I …

: In Defense Of The Model M

There are few joys in life like using something that is the perfect expression of its intent. Each …

: Shades Of Green

In Nebraska’s May 13 election, two Green Party candidates ran for Douglas County Commissioner, …

: Sue For Mayor

I’m voting for Sue Fuchtman for mayor of Norfolk. I know her personally, and she’s the …

: Fun With Software Licenses

Did you know that you’re probably not allowed to make backups of your computer? It’s …

: Hot About Warming

Global warming is real. Forget the arguments about what’s causing it. Forget trying to …

: Why Is Cloning Bad?

I haven’t figured out exactly why human cloning is a bad thing that should be opposed. It …

: Nebraska Wants To Adopt Your Kids

Senator Brad Ashford of Omaha has proposed criminalizing the act of keeping your kids home from …

: You Want How Many?

I used to work near a little restaurant called “Rasta Grill”. It was this weird fusion …

: Buffer Overrun In Antitrust

Skip this unless you’re really, really geeky.

Still with us? OK. In the movie “ …

: Don't Bump That Flash Drive

From the manual of an Asus Eee PC:

The solid-state disk drive’s head retracts when the power …

: Guest Post By Gabby My Other Cat

Another blog about a cat!I had a cat named Oat meal.We gave him away 4 years ago.He hated us, he hid …

: Guest Post By Gabby The Ancient Shark

There is a extinct shark called Megalodon.it lived 45,000 million years ago! Fact:Its teeth are …

: How Not To Save A Game

I was about halfway through a game called “Final Fantasy XII: Revenant Wings” on my …

: Vick Sentenced

Michael Vick was sentenced to 13 dog years.

: Guest Post By Gabby Hatchetfish

The hatchetfish spends the day in deep water and rises closer to the surface at night to feed.It has …

: SCOX Is Deficient And Bankrupt

Right now, as I type this, the Yahoo! Finance page for SCO has a caution sign and the text: …

: Guest Post By Gabby Goalsgoalsand More Goals

At school we divide the school year into four quarters.In each quarter we have a reading goal.A …

: It's Been A Long Time Since I Rock And Rolled

It’s been a long time since I rock and rolled,

It’s been a long time since I did the …

: Guest Post By Gabby My Morning

When my alarm went off at 7:00 I got out and landed on my sister, Ari.She
fell out of bed and I …

: Guest Post By Gabby The Fall Festival

There was a Fall Festival at school today I first went to the sign that said
sandy candy.We got a …

: Guest Post By Gabby Dad Is Funny

Dad is funny.He played a trick on my sister.He says somthing like “Guess
what?“Ari …

: Guest Post By Gabby Jake Is Crazy

My brother Jake, is crazy!In baseball he ran with his jaw open and his arms
in the air!He whacked …

: Scam Calls From Card Services

I just got a phone call from a “private caller” (that is, with no caller ID information) …

: I Guess I Do Really Hate Shopping At Wal Mart

Jen and I were in Kansas City for a convention when Jen decided to exchange some newborn-size …

: Yam No More

Back in my Amiga-using days, I had an email program called YAM. It was excellent and ubiquitous; …

: My Ecco Shoes Are Junk

I bought a nice looking pair of Ecco shoes a couple years ago. Actually, they were probably the …

: Winning By Any Means

I was walking through our house when I saw Jake. He was watching me stone-faced with eyes open wide …

: Becoming Unrooted

So, I forgot my root password. For non-technical types, that’s pretty much the key to the …

: baby.lisp

In our household, a baby just ain’t a baby without an appropriately geeky birth announcement. …

: Vapor Rises

Dan Feather, aka “Vapor”, died today after he lost control of his motorcycle. Dan was …

: Down To The Uptown

As our anniversary dinner tradition, Jen and I drive to Stanton to eat at the Uptown Brewery. Each …

: I Am Awesome

I got the best fortune cookie ever a few days ago:

Your modesty will shame those with lesser …

: Electronic Survival Kit

So, you’ve made a survival kit to keep you alive until the good guys come to rescue you. Well, …

: Negotiations With Western Digital

We bought a Western Digital external hard drive for Jen’s computer while we were in Omaha. I …

: Fresh Sushi Better

Jen and I took Jake and Ari to Omaha. I had joked with Jake that I was going to make him eat sushi, …

: Mowing With Max

I have a nice Craftsman lawn mower. I like my lawn mower. I have no desire to get another lawn …

: Pre Packaged Sushi Not Bad

I was buying groceries and saw a new display of pre-packaged plastic boxes of sushi. In the middle …

: Long Weekends

Summer’s upon us again. The kids just got out of school on Wednesday, which reminded me that …

: Up In The Morning And Out To School

Well, it’s officially school time again. Gabby and Ari started back yesterday, and Jake went …

: Tilden Days

Last weekend, we took the kids to Tilden’s “Prairie Days” festival, a celebration …

: Running Before Walking

The kids started swimming lessons yesterday. They all had a great time and left smiling. As I was …

: If God Meant For Man To Roll

It seemed like such a simple idea at the time: I’d buy a cheap bike and ride to work whenever …

: How To Make A Survival Kit

On my birthday in 2005, I read a Slashdot article discussing what things you might want to take with …

: Our Bird Is Dead

Gabby was in the preschool at Christ Lutheran School, and her classroom had a caged parakeet. One …

: The Piano's Broken

We got a used piano a few months ago. After we cleaned it and put it where we wanted it, I played a …

: They Were How Big?

Well, today was the big day — Jake and Ari had their tonsils removed. The doctor said Jake’s …

: Filtering Spam With Postfix

If you are responsible for maintaining an internet-connected mail-server, then you have, no doubt, …

: Strangers In The House

On Tuesday evening, August 24, 2004, I left my wife and three young children (ages four, three, and …

: The Amiga Alternative Audio Page

Note: This is an exact snapshot of the page as it was last modified by CISC back in 2002. I …