I’ve heard friends talking about trying Zyn nicotine pouches and I want to shake them. They were created by a brand of Philip Morris, who spent decades claiming that cigarettes aren’t bad for you.

“But Zyn isn’t bad for you! There are studies!” Mmm-hmm. Tell me more about these objective third-party studies. I wouldn’t believe a nicotine industry study claiming water is wet, and if you would, then shame on you. Have you learned nothing?