If I bought this, “everyday" would mean “…for the rest of my life, and you’ll have to bury me in it.”

Picture of a normal-looking shirt:
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&10;“Best everyday v-neck t-shirt
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&10;$15,202 at its website
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&10;Pros:
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&10;+ Buttery soft fabric
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&10;+ Has a hint of stretch to move freely
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&10;Cons:
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&10;x Not the most stylish pick”
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&10;Not mentioned:
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&10;+ Grants the ability to fly