Fresh Sushi Better

Jen and I took Jake and Ari to Omaha. I had joked with Jake that I was going to make him eat sushi, and to my surprise he loved the idea. There was a restaurant downtown within walking distance of our day’s destination and I thought we’d leave Norfolk early and have an early lunch. On our way in, though, we were running a little late. As we passed Yet Another Strip Mall, I saw a big “SUSHI” sign and asked Jen if she wanted to see if it was busy rather than getting all the way downtown and finding out we didn’t have time to eat. She agreed and we pulled in.

What a surprise.

We ended up at Hiro Japanese Cuisine (on W. Maple, near Borders), and I state without exaggeration that it had the best sushi I’ve ever eaten. My nigiri plate was superb. Jake’s California roll was far better than I knew one could be. Jen’s tempura was fresh, crisp, and varied. Ari’s teriyaki chicken was tender and delicious. The salad dressing was so good that I was only halfway joking about tipping my bowl up and drinking it. There’s really not much more I can say; it was awe-inspiring.

The decor was elegantly cool, and I felt stylish simply for being there. Even the bathrooms were beautiful.

Our waiter was exceptionally good. He was funny but not annoying, and helpful without being condescending. For example, Jen poked her chopsticks into her rice bowl and left them there. Our waiter came by and whispered to her, and she blushed and started laughing: that’s apparently a symbol of death. However, he told her this discreetly and politely, rather than making fun of us ignorant folk behind our backs (or at least hiding it well if he did). The service easily ranked among the best we’ve had.

If you like sushi or other Japanese fare, you must try Hiro Japanese Cuisine. We will definitely be eating there whenever we visit Omaha from now on.

Mowing With Max

I have a nice Craftsman lawn mower. I like my lawn mower. I have no desire to get another lawn mower. And yet, I got another lawn mower. Jen bought a cordless string trimmer from someone she knows and they offered to throw in their mower for free, so why not?, we took it home.

I began mowing the lawn this weekend, and at one point I stopped to adjust the deck height on one side. When I tried to restart the engine, the pull cord snapped. Well, I couldn’t very well leave the lawn half-mowed, so I figured I’d try the “new” one. It started, which gave it an immediate advantage over the other.

After about two laps around the yard and listening to every single moving part squeak, rattle, or tick, and given the number of knobs and levers on the thing, I named it Max, as in “Mad Max”. If the bad guy from “The Road Warrior” had a wife, and she made him mow the lawn, he would have built something like this.

I guessed that it had to be either the cheapest, junkiest mower I’d ever seen, or the nicest I’d ever been around, for two reasons:

  1. It was monstrously heavy. It was self-propelled for the same reason as a Cadillac Escalade: if it wasn’t, it would be pretty useless.
  2. It had no safety equipment whatsoever. I don’t know how many times I got nailed by flying debris that shot out from the back of it.

And yet, it ran and did a pretty nice job. With any luck I’ll be able to fix the regular mower and use it next weekend, but if not, it’s nice knowing that the other hunk of snarling, deadly iron is available.

Pre Packaged Sushi Not Bad

I was buying groceries and saw a new display of pre-packaged plastic boxes of sushi. In the middle of Nebraska. Supermarket sushi. The idea kind of horrified me, but eventually my curiosity got the best of me and I had to try some. I settled on the spicy surimi roll and threw it in the cart. As I was checking out, I asked the cashier if anyone else ever bought these, or if I was the guinea pig. “Oh yeah,” she said. “We sell lots of it!”

Later that afternoon, Jake was asking for a snack so I recruited him to help me try it. The package came with little packets of soy sauce and wasabi, and the sushi itself looked pretty good. Steeling my nerves, I tried it.

The first bite wasn’t bad.

Jake was digging in, and I took a second, less-timid bite. No, not bad at all.

By the time we’d finished, Jake was loving it and I was pretty happy I’d taken the chance.

It certainly wasn’t Haruno, but it was actually pretty decent and something I’d gladly buy again. It was made by Fuji Food Products, Inc., and had a blue-and-gold “Fujisan” logo on the dark red-orange tape strip.

Decent sushi in Norfolk, from a grocery store cooler of all places. Who’d have thought?

Long Weekends

Summer’s upon us again. The kids just got out of school on Wednesday, which reminded me that my last post was to say that the kids were just starting back and I haven’t said a word since then. Anyway, we have them signed up for pretty much every summer sport offered and Gabby’s getting ready to start piano lessons, so they’ll be keeping pretty busy.

Jen and I have been mulching the flower gardens, to the tune of about one pickup load of mulch per weekend. We’ve put down about 4 tons now, and I think we’re finally getting to the end of it. Which is good. Because at this point, if I never move another handful of the stuff, that’ll be fine by me.

Up In The Morning And Out To School

Well, it’s officially school time again. Gabby and Ari started back yesterday, and Jake went this morning for the first time.

Gabby seemed really happy. She got in line with her friends and immediately jumped back into the swing of things.

When we took Ari into the Montessori preschool, she ran off to play with the other kids as if she’d been there all along. When I picked her up in the afternoon, she told me that she’d learned how to read (so I suppose that they’ll cover math today, and maybe start on biology next Monday).

Jake looked a little unsure this morning, but he was mostly smiling as he lined up and walked to class. I just wish I’d remembered to bring his bookbag and a camera. These are the things that happen when I’m the one who gets the kids ready for school. At least they were fed, dressed and clean.

Tilden Days

Last weekend, we took the kids to Tilden’s “Prairie Days” festival, a celebration that raises money for various local organizations.

Events included:

  • Whiplash, the dog-riding monkey. We arrived about ten minutes too late to see him, which was unfortunate because he was the main thing the kids were looking forward to.

  • An officially-sanctioned cow chip throwing contest. I didn’t know there was an official governing body for such things, but there is. Winners were eligible to compete in the World Championship Cow Chip Throw.

  • The First Annual Drag Your Nag Contest. Men carried their wives or girlfriends through an obstacle course, and the winning team earned the woman’s weight (in pounds) in dollars. Jen and I had registered, but when we discovered that:

    1. All the other men looked like firefighters or bullriders and were in much better shape than me,
    2. Almost everyone else was in their early 20s, and
    3. The obstacle course included a mud pit and we weren’t wearing old clothes,

    we (I) chickened out and watched from the sidelines.

We had a great time, though, and gorged ourselves on watermelon. Congratulations on another great year, Tilden!

Running Before Walking

The kids started swimming lessons yesterday. They all had a great time and left smiling. As I was putting Jake to bed, I asked him about his day:

Me: What was your favorite part of swimming lessons?

Jake: Jumping off the diving board.

Me: Really?

Jake: Yeah. It was a little scary, though.

Me: Well, sometimes the most fun things are a little scary.

Jake: Yeah. (pause) I wish I’d done a back flip.

If God Meant For Man To Roll

It seemed like such a simple idea at the time: I’d buy a cheap bike and ride to work whenever possible. I’d get fresh air, exercise, and a tan, and most importantly I’d save money on gas (because I’m a cheapskate and hate paying $3.00 per gallon regardless of whether I can afford it).

So, I went to Happy Fun Land — what we call Wal-Mart when we want to antagonize the kids — and picked up their $80 generic mountain bike. In short, that lasted for a grand total of two (2) round trips to work before a broken chain ended my patience with its mechanical problems.

Wal-Mart kindly allowed me to exchange that lame horse for a slightly more expensive and much nicer Schwinn. I rode it to work exactly once before getting a flat tire.

It’s the little things, really. Chains are easy to fix and cheap to replace, and flat tires aren’t a big deal, but as of today I’ve spend about $50 per ride and I still don’t currently have a working bike. Maybe some of us are just meant to drive.

How To Make A Survival Kit

On my birthday in 2005, I read a Slashdot article discussing what things you might want to take with you if you had to evacuate your home. This was only a few months after Hurricane Katrina leveled southern Louisiana and Mississippi, so quite a few people had given this a lot of recent thought.

The article started off talking about which personal documents you should take copies of (driver licenses, marriage certificates, passports, etc.) — in other words, an electronic survival kit. However, the topic soon veered off into the kinds of things you need to physically stay alive. That made me realize that I’ve never made any such preparations, short of putting some bottled water in our tornado shelter. Below is a summary of the recommendations I came across.

Note: This isn’t meant as a list of things you’ll need to form your own private society out in the desert. I have absolutely zero interest in “survivalism”; I just want to have the stuff needed to keep me and my family alive until the National Guard arrives.

Second note: I primarily wrote this for me and my family. It’s biased towards scenarios that I might have to cope with, but completely ignores things that I could never hope to deal with anyway (such as being lost at sea).

References

How To Carry It

There are two schools of thought here:

  1. Pack everything inside a small metal pan that you can use for cooking, carrying water, etc.
    • Pros: no wasted space or weight
    • Cons: small metal pans can get crushed or soaked
  2. Put everything “fragile” inside a hardened case, like an OtterBox
    • Pros: your gear stays dry and intact
    • Cons: the box isn’t probably very intrinsically useful

Your application affects your choice very heavily. If you plain to carry mainly camping gear that’s pretty durable, the first option is probably your best choice. If you expect to carry many fragile items, such as an electronic survival kit or other small electronics, then the second is likely better. I personally use an OtterBox.

The List

Note, some of this is blatantly, word-for-word plagiarized from the above sources. My goal is to condense their ideas into one handy list, and there are only so many ways to say “strike anywhere matches”.

  • Instructions

  • Tools

    • Good, metal knife
    • Small multi-tool (for the scissors, screwdrivers, etc.)
    • Compass
    • Thermometer
    • Magnifying glass — possibly a Fresnel lens
    • Flashlight with batteries, preferably with a blinker
  • Metal dining utensils (that can be sanitized before and after use)

  • Fire starters — at least one of:

    • Strike anywhere matches in a waterproof safe
    • Firestarting piston
    • Disposable lighter
    • Magnesium/flintbar
  • Water

    • Personal water filter
    • Water purifying straw
    • Water purification tablets
  • Several sheets of paper and a pencil

  • A bottle of alcohol. Distilled, drinkable grain alcohol is best.

  • Medicine / Health

    • Anti-diarrheals
    • Aspirin
    • Antihistimines — to counter allergic reactions
    • Any other drugs you personally need to stay alive
    • Scalpel blades
    • Sunscreen
    • Suture kit
  • Homemade soda can stove

  • 5 pounds of gorp (“good old raisins and peanuts”)

  • Emergency blanket

  • Ziploc Baggies

  • Camelback water reservoir recently filled with known good water

  • 100 feet of parachute cord

  • Wool cloth. Two shirtweight pieces 45"X 72". One heavier weight 60"X108". These are your clothes, your hammock, your chair, your carryall, etc. Do not substitute cotton!

  • Three yards of 36" wide cotton could come in handy as well. This is your hat, your belt, your shoulder bag, your sling, etc.

  • Clothing

    • Two pair of wool socks
    • Waterproof, windproof shell or parka. Yes, even if you’re in a tropical zone.
    • Work gloves for digging through post-disaster rubble
    • A warm hat
  • A pennywhistle or any other tiny musical instrument. If you can turn a disaster into a party, your odds of survival will go up.

  • Signalling

    • Referee’s whistle
    • Mirror
    • Mini LED flashlight
  • Money — your eventual goal is to get back to civilization

  • Repairs

    • Mini roll of duct tape
    • Sewing needle and thread
    • Safety pins
  • 9’x7’ painting tarp (to make a tent) or a few trashbags

  • Slingshot kit — can be used to kill small game or fish

The Piano's Broken

We got a used piano a few months ago. After we cleaned it and put it where we wanted it, I played a few short songs (poorly). Throughout the rest of the day, we’d occasionally hear one of the kids hitting a few keys and laughing.

Several hours later, Jake came up to me with some bad news:

Jake: Daddy, I think the piano’s broken.

Me, alarmed: Why? What happened?

Jake, upset: I pressed all the keys, but it didn’t make the right music come out.

Our Bird Is Dead

Gabby was in the preschool at Christ Lutheran School, and her classroom had a caged parakeet. One day Gabby told me that their bird was dead. Since she was only three years old at the time, I didn’t think she knew what that meant, so I asked her about it:

Me: What do you mean, dead?

Gabby: I mean, the bird died.

Me: But what do you mean when you say that it died?

Gabby: It began to stink, so my teacher had to put it in a box and bury it.

Oh. I guess she knew what she was talking about after all.

They Were How Big?

Well, today was the big day — Jake and Ari had their tonsils removed. The doctor said Jake’s were nearly as large as golf balls, so the poor little guy had to have been miserable.

The operations went off without a hitch, and they’re both recovering nicely (if irritably) at home.

Strangers In The House

On Tuesday evening, August 24, 2004, I left my wife and three young children (ages four, three, and sixteen months) at home for a couple of hours to go to a Lodge meeting. About an hour after I left, Jen put the kids to bed and sat down at the kitchen table to eat a bowl of ice cream and work a crossword puzzle.

After a few minutes, she heard a sound coming from the general direction of the utility room, which is adjacent to our dining room, but she guessed that our Boston Terrier might have been sleeping in there and making dog sounds. When she heard the noise again, she got up to check it out. Just as she stepped into the utility room and looked at the sleeping dog, she heard a voice coming up from the basement stairs that open into that room:

“Don’t mind me — I’m just hanging around.”

Jen screamed, ran into the kitchen, grabbed her cell phone (in case the intruder had cut the phone lines), dashed into the nursery, grabbed our sleeping baby, sprinted into the room of our two older kids, slammed and locked the door, and called the police.

In a state of near panic, she told the operator that there was someone in the house, and to please send a policeman quickly. The operator kept her on the phone to make sure that she and the children were still safe, and in almost no time four cars had arrived from the Norfolk Police Division. After a quick sweep around the house with guns drawn and a police dog in tow, the operator told Jen that the yard was clear, and asked her to open the door for the policemen to come inside.

When she did, four officers dashed into the house with guns drawn, and quickly went through every room in the ground floor while Jen ran back into the kids’ bedroom to try to calm them down. Then, they moved toward the basement.

After a few minutes, a policeman told Jen that he thought they’d found the problem, and asked her to come with them. As they started down the basement stairs, he asked if we had some weird kind of video game. Jen said that she didn’t think so, but wasn’t sure why he was asking. As they rounded a corner and entered the back of the basement where we have our entertainment center, she saw him — the “intruder”. Our babysitter had left our DVD player turned on, and the kids had been watching Disney’s “Snow White”. Now, when you insert a DVD, it will often play a little video loop until you decide whether to watch the movie, turn on subtitles, or listen to it in French. In this case, that video loop happened to be the witch’s Magic Mirror hanging on the wall and saying such clever things as, you guessed it:

“Don’t mind me — I’m just hanging around.”

That’s right. My wife had been terrified out of her skull and called the police on a minor character in a Walt Disney movie. Now, let me clearly state that I don’t blame my wife for a bit of what happened. If I had been home by myself, and I heard a voice coming from my dark basement (especially a voice specifically meant to scare kids), I might’ve done the same thing. Fortunately, the police seemed to have a good sense of humor about the whole situation, and were very kind and reassuring to Jen. I really appreciate their quick response, bravery in the face of the unknown, and ability not to laugh until they were back in their cars.

The Amiga Alternative Audio Page

Note: This is an exact snapshot of the page as it was last modified by CISC back in 2002. I hadn’t bothered importing the page into the new site until I saw a gazillion 404 errors in the logs. Y’all really want your Amiga MP3 encoders, don’t you? That’s OK. I’ll keep the lights on for my friends on their wonderful older systems.


This is the new combined RealAudio-and-Lame home page. Much of the information was redundant, so this made a lot more sense.

Updated! (14.08.2002)

This time we have yet another newcomer .. Ogg Vorbis, the audio codec that will conquer the world (“What are we going to do tonight Brain? The same thing we do every night Pinky .. Conquer The World!”)…

Ahwell, maybe, maybe not, time will tell .. in the meantime you can atleast play around abit with it yourself … Enjoy…

Ogg Vorbis is quite a resource hog though, so only 060 (barely usable on my 060/50) and MorphOS binaries included (ixemul required)…

Finally, the encoder works! Updated all the binaries with some minor fixes from CVS, and changed some options for slight speedup.

For more info on Ogg Vorbis, check out Ogg Vorbis homepage

New! (19.05.2002)

RAPlay v3.1 finally hit Aminet!

News for v3.1:

  • Fixed stereo output.
  • Updated liba52.
  • Minor cleanup.

News for v3.0:

  • RealAudio v3.0 support!
  • Support for RealMedia files. ¹
  • Added AIFF argument-switch.
  • Added VERBOSE argument-switch.
  • Major cleanup and code improvements.

¹) only the supported codec (v1/2/3) streams.

New! (25.04.2002)

New LAME non-beta version 3.92!

Sorry for the delay, but my A4k died recently, so I’ve been kinda out of touch with the world, however I’ve managed to borrow one, which enabled me to make this release for you, enjoy…

As usual, read the history to see what’s new…

New! (21.12.2001)

StreamRA updated!

The new RAPlay doesn’t really work with AUDIO: anymore, so the StreamRA script had to be updated to use the new (and better) RAPlay arguments .. also it now makes sure to supply sufficient stack for RAPlay…

New! (22.10.2001)

((23.10.2001) Ooops, forgot to set the rights on madplay.lzx, sorry to all you who tried to download it earlier)

Today we have a brand new port-release for you .. madplay, the best mpeg-audio player out there .. this will make a nice complement to the LAME encoder…

The archive comes with binaries for 68040 and MorphOS…

Please read the included amiga.readme for special instructions on usage!

From the MAD README:

MAD has the following special features:

  • 24-bit PCM output
  • 100% fixed-point (integer) computation
  • completely new implementation based on the ISO/IEC standards
  • distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License (GPL)

Because MAD provides full 24-bit PCM output, applications using MAD are able to produce high quality audio. Even when the output device supports only 16-bit PCM, applications can use the extra resolution to increase the audible dynamic range through the use of dithering or noise shaping.

Because MAD uses integer computation rather than floating point, it is well suited for architectures without a floating point unit. All calculations are performed with a 32-bit fixed-point integer representation.

Because MAD is a new implementation of the ISO/IEC standards, it is unencumbered by the errors and copyrights of other implementations. MAD is NOT a derivation of the ISO reference source or any other code. Considerable effort has been expended to ensure a correct implementation, even in cases where the standards are ambiguous or misleading.

Note: If you have problems downloading, press the shift key while you click the link.

Link Size Description
Ogg Vorbis
vorbis-tools.lzx 1100KB Ogg Vorbis 1.0 Binaries (060/MOS)Updated!
MAD (Mpeg Audio Decoder)
madplay.lzx 220KB MAD 0.14.0b madplay Binaries Updated!
LAME MP3 Encoder
LAMEbeta.lzx 550KB Beta version 3.89 Binaries
LAMEbin.lzx 640KB Version 3.92 Binaries (020/NoFPU/040/060/PPC)Updated!
LAMEdoc.lzx 38KB Documentation Updated!
LAMEsrc.lzx 280KB Source code for the latest release version Updated!
BladeEnc
BladeEnc.lzx 405KB An alternative to LAME
RealAudio
Combined RA and RA2 decoders:
RAPlay.lha 380KB Multi-format (RealAudio v1/2/3) player (020, 881, 040, 060, PPC) v3.1 Updated!
RA-PPC-Both.lha 242KB WarpUp and PowerUp (SAS/C and GCC/EGCS)
RAPlayer.lha 182KB Multi-format (RA and RA2) player (040, 060, PPC) v1.3
StreamRA.lha 3KB CISC’s streaming program. Get this to listen to (some) streamed audio. Updated!
Old single-mode RA decoders:
RA2.lha 89KB This is the main RA decoder, plus docs and sample AREXX script.
RA2upd.lha 16KB These are just the files that have changed since the last release.
GeekGadgets archive Big! Get the file called “ixemul-some number-bin.tgz”.
UnTGZ 10KB Use this to uncompress the ixemul archive.
Plus, you’ll need one of these:
Play16 177KB Command-line sample player. You should have this anyway; it’s great!
AHI 287KB Amiga’s retargetable audio system - think CyberGraphX for sound.
CPU-specific builds:
RA2-000.lha 9KB 68000 - no FPU, 2:12.15
RA2-020.lha 9KB 68020 - no FPU, 2:12.83
RA2-040.lha 9KB 68040 - no FPU, 20.15
RA2-020-FPU.lha 8KB 68020 with FPU, 22.44
RA2-040-FPU.lha 9KB 68040 with FPU, 14.93
RA2-PPC-PuP1.lha
or RA2-PPC-PuP2.lha
109KB
or 25KB
PPC (PowerUp), both versions
or PPC (PowerUp), RA2 only, 6.35
RA2-020-FPU-libnix.lha 10 KB 68020 with FPU and libnix, 21.89
RA2-040-FPU-libnix.lha 10 KB 68040 with FPU and libnix, 14.81
SoX Sound Format Converter
SoX.lzx 388KB Convert those sounds!

FAQ

What is RA?

It is a command-line based decoder for RealAudio data streams. It takes a .ra input file and converts it into an easy-to-play raw sample.

Will it run on my Amiga?

Yes, it should, assuming you have a decently modern version of the OS. Folks, a bit of honesty here: if you’re using less than 3.0, please don’t submit bug reports. I won’t attempt to support older versions. Also note that while the base archive includes only the plain 68000 executables, you’ll really want to get one of the CPU-specific archives for reasonable performance.

Will it play all RealAudio files?

No. A lot of files will work, a lot won’t. Please don’t report non-working files to me - in all likelihood, I won’t be able to do a thing about it.

Where can I find some of these files?

The same places you’ve run across them before with Netscape or MSIE. One of the more interesting sites is Art Bell’s home page. Some other files are on the Gold Tooth page.

What does “streaming” mean?

Streaming means that you can process a file as it’s being transferred. In this case, it means that it is possible to play back the RealAudio file while it is being downloaded.

So?

This gives you the distinct advantage of not actually having to store the file on your hard drive. Plus, it’s kinda cool. :)

What is rastream.rexx?

It’s a program to demonstrate streaming. Ignore it, and use CISC’s great StreamRA! rastream.rexx was just a little toy that I spent about 3 minutes writing as a proof-of-concept.

What are these .ram files (notice the “m” at the end)? Why doesn’t RA decode them?

An employee at RealNetworks pointed me to their Attaching RealAudio Files To Web Pages page.

What is Play16?

Play16 is an Amiga sample player. Quite simply, it’s absolutely brilliant. To make Play16 play RA’s output files, use the arguments RAW, FREQ, and BITS like so:

Play16 RAoutputfile RAW FREQ 8000 BITS 16

What is AHI?

AHI is a retargetable audio system. It provides programmers with a common API to play sounds back on any supported audio hardware. For example, if a programmer makes his project AHI-compatible, it can automatically use the Amiga’s native Paula output or any of the sound cards that AHI has drivers for. It’s the audio equivalent of CyberGraphX, if that helps.

Why do you use AHI?

It does some really neat stuff. For example, you can calibrate your Amiga’s built-in sound hardware, so that sounds played back through AHI sound as good as physically possible. Also, it provides a nifty AUDIO: device that you can copy samples to for real-time playback.

Did you write RA?

I wish I could take credit, but I can’t. The source code archive came from a Usenet posting, as did patches and recommendations for improvement. Hence the credit line in the version string; this is a group collaborative, not an individual effort.

Why is RA significant?

Mainly because we were told that it couldn’t be done. RealAudio’s authors repeatedly chose to ignore our requests to port RealAudio to the Amiga, ostensibly because our beloved computer couldn’t handle the computing demands. RA, if nothing else, proves this to be total BS.

Is RA being ported to other platforms?

Yes, it is. I have to admit that this surprised me. However, RealNetworks seems to be ignoring several platforms, not just AmigaOS. Known ports can be found for:

If you know of any other ports, please let me know. I’ll be happy to cross-link any sites.

Thanks for 28.8! How did v2.0 come about anyway?

Boy, isn’t that a story and a half! That’s all you get to know.

The Amiga RealAudio mailing list has been cancelled due to lack of interest.

For LAME correspondence, write to lame@honeypot.net.

RealAudio questions and comments should be addressed to ra@honeypot.net.