family

Jan 7, 2025 ∞

In case you wondered if kids ever get cheaper, this just happened:

Kid: Hey Dad, uh, can you pay my tuition?

Me: When’s it due?

Kid: sheepish grin, looks at wristwatch

Dec 29, 2024 ∞

Me: Use the open sriracha before you open a new bottle.

Kid: OK! opens the new bottle

Me: Why did you open that?

Kid: I couldn’t find the other one.

This is literally where I found the old bottle when I opened the refrigerator.

An open refrigerator with a half-empty bottle of sriracha on the very front of the middle shelf, label facing forward saying “SRIRACHA”.&10;&10;There is another open bottle of it in the background. It is not the 3rd one that the kid just now opened.

Dec 23, 2024 ∞

My kid wanted to watch Airplane! tonight. This is the best, goofiest movie ever. I could watch it 1,000 times.

Aug 31, 2024 ∞

All household children deny knowledge of the situation, but I am skeptical.

A bag of frozen microwaveable burritos that has been open from both ends. The same bag with both ends rolled up and closed with bag clips.

Aug 14, 2024 ∞

My wife took a vow to put up with me 25 years ago today. Since then, she’s been my ride-or-die best friend through our many grand adventures. We didn’t always know how they’d work out. We’ve always gotten through them together. I know there’s nothing too big for us to face side by side.

Here’s to the next 25, my love, and all the others after that.

May 27, 2024 ∞

So many memorials today. Dad, Laurie, too many friends. I love you all and miss you dearly.

Oct 18, 2008 ∞

Guest Post By Gabby There Here

Grandma and Grandpa got here yesterday!My camera is working again to!I took a picture of a mirror,and when I saw the picture I saw me and my camera flashing!Anyways,I am very exited!They’re staying 2 weeks!