olympics

    So tell me about this dressage thing.

    Well, a horse walks around.

    Really fast?

    No, just walking.

    That’s it?

    No, sometimes it stops for a little while.

    It stops?

    Yeah. Then walks backward.

    Far?

    No, just a little bit. Then it walks forward again.

    Are you messing with me?

    Nope.