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    Girl Scout outside the grocery: Sir, would you like to buy some cookies?

    Me: I’ll catch you on the way out.

    Scout: We’re about to leave.

    Me: OK, you talked me into it. My wife told me I’m not allowed to bring a bunch of these home, though.

    Scout: What kind does she like? Get some of those and then she won’t mind!

    And that’s how they got me.