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Guest Post By Gabby Jake Is Crazy

My brother Jake, is crazy!In baseball he ran with his jaw open and his arms
in the air!He whacked my dad with a bat!He even says funny things like
the"Cheese Cake Factory"He said"Mabye they surve cheese cake!“Jake is
crazy!

Winning By Any Means

I was walking through our house when I saw Jake. He was watching me stone-faced with eyes open wide and bugged out. In our house, that means one thing — staring contest. I returned the stare as I walked nearer and bent closer to his level.

Closer.

Closer.

Until he reached up and poked me in the eyeball and yelled, “you blinked! I win!”

Yeah, he got me: I definitely blinked. I think I can still see his fingerprint on my cornea.