girl scout
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Girl Scout outside the grocery: Sir, would you like to buy some cookies?
Me: I’ll catch you on the way out.
Scout: We’re about to leave.
Me: OK, you talked me into it. My wife told me I’m not allowed to bring a bunch of these home, though.
Scout: What kind does she like? Get some of those and then she won’t mind!
And that’s how they got me.