You know dad's blogs about Ramoda?Well I know something he forgot!About half the people working there smoked!I sat down at a table to eat my muffin, and I smelled smoke.I look over my shoulder,and what do I see?some people that worked there smoking!Ewww....And I hope everyone that DOES work there sees this!

The dog poop in the stairwell perfectly summed up my feelings on the whole experience.

Who has free hair? Ramada has free hair!

"What's that smell, Daddy?"

"Why, that's Legionella, darling!"

I have never been to prison, but I think this is what the shower would look like.

Nope, it wasn't being remodeled. It was just naturally ugly.

I would have liked to have thought that this is the part of the hotel they were remodeling. It isn't. We never actually found that part.

This window was almost opaque in parts. Jake still managed to walk into it, though, so maybe it wasn't as bad as I thought.

Again, there is no way this has been vacuumed in recent memory.

More grime in the heater. At least it stunk less than I would have expected.

I wished that was paint overspray from the remodeling, but it was just more dirt.

The previous tenants were kind enough to leave us presents. Who couldn't use more beer bottlecaps?

There's a hole in the toilet, dear Liza, dear Liza.

Yes, a hole. The little foot under the toilet lid was burrowing its way out, probably in a vain attempt to escape the squalor.

You cannot make me believe that's been vacuumed since Bill was President.